The Quo talk
Taken from live shows and compiled by Denis. Something to add ? send a mail to: Denis
SING ALONG, KEEP THE ALBUM LOOSE
LIVE VOCALS VARIATIONS DONE OVER THE YEARS BY STATUS QUO
Backwater (vocals by Rick)
I woke up with a boner, and a pain in my back
In a house on a corner, looking over the twack
I was walkin'down the highway, needin' something to grow
Had a funny feelin', but the lady said nein
Had a funny feelin', but the dealer said no
I woke up with a monster, and a pain in my back
Had a funny feelin', but the monster said no
Gina left/comes this morning, and she's not coming home
Big fat mama
I got a big fat batter and there's no one else around
Burning bridges
Burning bridges never made me cry… I love this one
Even though I fooled myself for years, years, years… I can't escape this Ricky in my ears
Turn around and call it all a day... it's a day!
Break the rules
Pulled a low down lady with a long black honky tonk c... car
Bye bye Johnny (vocals by Francis)
She finally got the letter she was dreamin' of, Johnny wrote and told her she was in the club
Never ever thought that came a day like this when she had to give her son... a kiss
Remembered making money out of gathering crop, buying Johnny's guitar in a very big shop
As long as he would play it by the railroad side, wouldn't get in trouble she was quite happy
Bye bye Johnny, bye bye Batman be good
Bye bye Johnny skip up
Carol
Oh Carol, don't let 'em steal your arse away
You park your car out in the open you can wank inside
A little cutie looks a twat/gives you a wank and you can thank her ma'm
I gotta learn to wank/shag if it takes me all night and day
Caroline
Take my hand, together we can start it grow
Take my cock, together we can rock'n roll
If you want to turn me on to now anything your mother wants to
Turn me onto your tits/legs/bits, sweet love
Turn me on to your lumps, sweet lumps
Can I come there for/we can find time for lunch, sweet lunch
Are you keepin' your junks/lunch/lumps, sweet love
You know I wanna shag you, I really wanna make you
When I'm thinkin' of you sleepin', I'm at home alone and polishin'/wankin'
Dear John
Everybody was talkin' to me like I was a twat
Dirty water
And I can't sing, because it's dirty, dirty water
And I can't swim, caus' I couldn't start to leave you
Why do you think it's all wrong for due/use/Hirsch
Maybe it's in something that Hirsch do
I say it's not a guess, you make a sticky mess
Many's the times I ask Jeff to say, why do you feel so bad, day to day
Don't drive my car
I'm telling you straight don't drive my car… don't drive it honey!
Don't waste my time
You hang on my lollies and love me just for my bottom/just for nought
You think it's funny to leave me all the time
You think it's better to see me all the time
Sittin' with my legs goin' brown – with my legs hangin' down
Treatin' me just like a twit/crap/brown
But someday when I'm older too… and that's now!/like now/I'm older
You spend my knuckles/lessons but honey you sure did waste my time
But honey you sure did piss me off
Down down
Shit down, deeper and down
4500 times
There's nobody at the end of my lance/leg/legs
Be my friend…. Let's rock!
In my chair
A man in a helmet said what's that you smokin'
In the army now
Now you remember what the daft man said…
But once you're out there no one gives a shit/fuck
Shit's ring out in the dead of night…
You're in the navy now
Masturbation on the back of a van …does the best he can you're in the army now
Junior's wailing (vocals by Rick)
Put your legs around me like a sun beam/circle 'round the sun
Oh you gotta love me baby cause there's no one else around
Let's dance
Say that you'll let me have this dance, let's shag…
Little lady
Well I saw my little lady walking down the strasse/rue
So I made another lady and so many more, didn't really know which way to come
Living on an island
Living on an island, thinking 'bout the girls I've done
…Patty's gonna be there soon, I just wanna see her face…
…someone's gonna be there soon, I just wanna see their face…
Most of the time
Doin' a wrong, stickin' my dong
Could I be younger… no! most/some of the time
May I be wiser (no chance/no) yes than, most man will ever be
Mystery song
Call me Ricky/Sticky, you can take my dicky
And now I know that I wanna shag/shake you, gimme the time you can name the place
I like the look upon your vault
Oh I'm feeling like a … railroad
Never say never
All stand up are you ready for the weekend are you ever… I am!
Tellin' you now it's Friday, I'm gonna do it your way
Paper plane
Legs and tits all feel the wrong way
Getting shitfaced sorry, once again
Railroad
Something went wrong with the size of my dong
As she laid on my bed, six or seven minutes/seconds/years ago
Something she said as she wanked on my bed…
Rain
I'd like to snort/sniff a line but then again...
Rain that’s fallin' on my kopf
Yes I can't live without my brain
Roadhouse blues (vocals by Rick)
I say roll, baby roll
You gotta jump up and down baby, show me you like me baby
Show me your tiger baby
Allright… what a lovely voice
That kinda people, that like to go down… quick (Francis)
Rock'n roll music
I got no kick against modern jazz, unless they try to play it too damn schnell
Change the beauty of the melody, if you want to sing along with me
Rock 'til you drop
Half of the time I could hardly remember my name… that's true
Rockin' all over the world
Come on out with your shaggin' shoes/clothes/shagging little shoes /with your shoes
Smokin'/skinnin'/watchin'/runnin' all over the world
We're goin' stupid/super and we're goin'/it must be today...
Water born and we're hittin' the front
Roll over lay down
When I get home tomorrow night after this morgen/early one morgen
Show me your tits like you did the night before
Maybe I won't take the joint from the table
Maybe I won't take two from the table/crewbus
Reckon I'll skip me up down the floor/not skip me up anymore
Rolling home (2)
I left my home one day for the sake of a lot more dosh/money/euros
…for the sake of a longer prick/dick
There is someone waiting there for one
Slow train
I gave no fucker warnin' I was leavin' and I thought it was right
Got a feelin' that I'm leavin' with a chicken/rooster/poussin/turkey/whatsname and I won't jump the ride
Its no good to believing' that my turkey was wrong it was right
Softer ride
Let my nought take a softer ride
I ain't gonna work no more… it's not true!
If I could go back to the job I had, same ol' thing only drives me mad
Solid gold
A little smile, a secretive grin, one more wank and you're out there again
Something 'bout you baby I like
Well I'm a slow wanker but girl I'd race a mile for you
Oh baby maybe it's the way you wear your blackjeans so tight
There's something 'bout your T-shirt I like
There's something 'bout your pussy I like
There's something 'bout you Clumsy I like
Spinning wheel blues
Well I lost my money on the spinning wheel last night
Sweet soul music
Spotlight on Jeff Rich now, he's the one on the drums/he's a son of a bitch now
Spotlight on Andy Bown now, he's the man on the keyboards
Spotlight on Rhino Edwards, he's the man on the bass
Spotlight on you, you are the crowd, you can really rock'n roll
Do you like Status Quo yeah, oh I like Status Quo yeah, they can really rock'n'roll
Twenty wild horses
Have you been Welsh, give my regards to the world
I seen her off, but that don't change anything
The Wanderer
I kiss them when I shag them
Cause to me they're all quite different
I'll tear open my shirt and show them Rosie on my tit
They call me the fuckerer
Whatever you want
You're showin' off, you're showing out… ta!
Wild side of life
Well you wouldn't read my letters, if I wrote you… I love this one
You ask me not to call you on the door
Well there's somethin' I been waiting five to tell you/thee
Quelques titres – some titles…
A bunch/load of songs very cleverly thrown together in the key of A / by him and I - The whatsname medley – A mess
A song about a prostitute
Don't drive his car
Fur fur fur fur with the Beach Bunnies
Horses and men
Solid frigging gold
The german song
Who gets your lumps
"If you can't stand the heat, without the h in the front"
Note:
La plupart de ces variations se trouvent à partir de 1986, et je n'en ai pas remarqué de la part d'Alan Lancaster
Most variations can be found from 1986 on, and I didn't notice any by Alan Lancaster
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